quality quotes

I'm not quite up to sharing entire emails, but here are some quality quotes I've saved (some of the best are sadly deleted... "best" being best-to-laugh-at, which is why they've been deleted).

"You appear to be pretty nifty."
"Is that the smell we are talking abt here? lol" (and then he went on to list a bunch of companies related to my field of interest... It was very weird and very icky. And totally confusing what his point was. What fear?

Sadly, most of them are: Wow, we seem to have a lot in common and you sound like an interesting person.

Which is fine. I guess. I don't write back to these much.